Raise the hand the corrupt man

The fault is diluted in the system

Increase the size of your chin with: "Chinx Holliwwod"

Hey, take off that imperialistic chin from here!

- You cause me so many problems...

- And You place me in so many situations...

"You know how it is some retouching here, other there, lifting, botox, doesn't have end. Then I asked for my surgeon to solve the problem definitively"

- We kidnapped your wife!

- That ugly old fat woman...

- Your wife is not a fat woman

- I am speaking about your mother

- Who was al the phone, honey?

- From prison

- Again?

"I'm just becoming warm. Await me!"

"The supermarkets bags could be made of different colors to facilitate in the garbage separation"
- give me some bags
-that's recycle
-mmm..
-It's organic
-What color is for organic?

máquina do tempo

"Finaly here it is: the first Time Machine.

The ocilations movements of the down back region get faster than the velocity of the light, what is taken to travel thru the time."

positivamente

"We could do a chain of positive thinking to help some people to find their true vocation."